Welcome, oh lost one. You have entered the offices of The World Domination Organization's Headquarters. We are the Supreme Commander, Super Cat, and someday, we will rule the world. Bow, oh ungrateful peasant! The design for this site sucks big time, but we take what we can get. We may be an evil genius, but we do not know HTML very well. Stop laughing and go back to groveling!! We didn't tell you to get up! Don't look us in the eye, or we shall have you punished! You ungrateful serfs have no idea of etiquette or how to treat higher beings such as us! Shame on you! We evil deities have reputations to maintain, and we don't want the other evil deities to start talking about serfs not respecting us. We are highly regarded and will not endure such innapropriate treatment from lower class dirt shovelers! Now that we have put you in your proper place, you are free to browse the offices. There are a few rules to follow:
1. Don't touch anything! Or we will sick Pookie the alligator on you!
2. Don't speak with employees. They are paper pushers who know nothing! You got it?
3. Don't look at us! If you must speak with us, avert your eyes and feel free to use words like, "Your Majesty," "Your Exalted Evilness," or "Oh Wise and Enlightened One." We will settle for no less!
4. Have a nice day. Read the update, damn it! You're lucky we have given you one! |
Evil Business of the Day We have not given you an update lately. We have been very busy and have not had the time or the patience to update. Our book is in the works and we are very busy conquering the world while everyone's back is turned. We will give an even better update soon, so come back regularly and look for one. If you don't, we will punish you, you lowly serfs! 1-25-01
Well, we don't have much to say. Even though it has been about a month or so since an update, there is not much happening other than Microsoft being hacked. Who did it? We have no idea, but they had better not think that they are going to take over the world before us! That is our job, and our destiny! We will settle for no less! Microsoft is just another titan vying for the power which we will soon wield! So ha ha that they were hacked! At least it makes for an interesting news story... |
